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What movies have not aged well?

12.06.2025 10:58

What movies have not aged well?

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

Dr No

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

Why is only the left side of my vagina bleeding, on and off?

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

Moonraker

-J W Pepper

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The Man with the Golden Gun

-All the bad guys are black.

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

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Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

A View to a Kill

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-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

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Live and Let Die

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

Octopussy

Do conservative white women like black men?

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

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-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

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Diamonds Are Forever

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-”She is very sexyful!”

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You Only Live Twice

-”Ah so!”

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

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-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

Goldfinger

I'm straight, so why do I love watching guys cum?

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

From Russia With Love

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”